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 Join Older Adults in Tierrasanta  for
Activities, Events and Comraderie!
 
 
Events Coming Soon To A Village Near You.....
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VMC (Clubhouse)  Phone:  858 569-9119

Script In Hand Players

 An Acting Troupe presenting humorous and heartwarming programs for over 25 years in San Diego! The Script-In-Hand Players create a makeshift stage to perform about a dozen short skits to delight their audience!
 

"Our mission is entertaining folks where they reside or where they come together.  We are seniors who believe that humor and insight can be found in human behavior." 

 
When:    September 27th  1:30pm
Where:   Seventh Day Adventist Church
Cost:     Villagers $5, Guests $10
 
Please register on-line or with the Front Desk.
 
View the Event Flyer:  Flyer
 
Visit their website:     Script In Hand
Tierrasanta  Talks!
 
Who:             Jill Badonsky
What:            Special Evening Just for
                      Seniors and/or Older Adults
When:           Nov 3, 2016
Where:          Seventh Day Adventist Church
Cost:             TVSD Types $5, Non Villagers
                     and other strangers, $10
Register online at www.tierrasantavillage.org or call the Village office at 858-569-9119.
 
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More on Jill           Author
 
TIMKEN MUSEUM OF ART
Exclusive Tour for TVSD Members!
 
Considered one of the finest small museums in the world, the Timken Museum of Art is home to the Putnam Foundation’s significant collection of European old masters, 19th century American art and Russian icons. The collection also includes the only Rembrandt painting on public display in San Diego.
 
WHEN:       Tuesday, August 23, 2016
MEET:         11:30 AM Carpool from
                 McDonald’s
DINE:         12 - Noon - Prado Bar
Tour:          PRIVATE DOCENT
                 TOUR 2-3 pm
RSVP: Online or call the Village Office
 
Learn about the Event:             Timken Flyer 
 
See the Timken website here:  Timken Website
 

Monday, September 5 LABOR DAY HOLIDAY
 OFFICE IS CLOSED!
NO MONTHLY GENERAL MEETING!

Save the Date!

 

Time Dollar Fair!     Sunday, Nov. 6, 1:00 – 4:00 PM                                    

Tierrasanta Concerts in the Park Series information
 
Steven Ybarra (Country & Pop) Saturday, August 27
Addicted 2 The Vibe (Bluegrass & Classic Rock) Saturday, September17
 
*NEW, NEW LOCATION*: Back at the Rec Center Field
ALL SHOWTIMES ARE:  6 PM - 9 PM

Care Committee Presentation:
 
Pedestrian Safety:                - Sep 14th, 12:30 to 2:00 pm
 
Full details available on this Flyer   Pedestrian Safety
 
Both held at the VMC.  Space is limited.
Sign up on line or call the front desk.

 

Unprecedented Offer... Again!

 
For the second year in a row, members of Tierrasanta Lutheran Church (TLC) would like to assist you with light yard maintenance around your home!  Volunteers would spend the morning mowing, clipping, snipping, raking or sweeping for you!  Of course, there is no charge!
 
This offer will be for services on September 11, with requests due to the Office NLT August 25.

 

TLC is making this exceptionally generous offer a second year in a row to TVSD because it was previously so well received,  and all the volunteers reported having a truly wonderful time!

 

If you are interested, please fill out the attached form and deliver it to the Villa Monterey Clubhouse by August 25t, and give it to Missy.   If you have any questions, please contact TLC member coordinator, Lori Fiori, by calling 858/349-9850 or emailing lori.sandiego@gmail.com

 

 Party On, Volunteers!
 
The BOD (Board of Directors) decided enough with the meetings already, lets PARTY!
 
 
Wine & Dessert Volunteer Appreciation Event!
 
For all that have given so much of your time and your life to making the Village work, Fran &  Greg Zweibel are inviting you to attend an appreciation event at their home on Sept 12th.  Please see attached invitation for additional information, and note that RSVP’s are necessary so that there will be enough room and food for everyone attending.
 
 
 
 

The Village Smiles Dept.

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com  We'll see if we can work it into the site!
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the innocent child.
”You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,” explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't  move."
 
 
 
 
One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed.  She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.  "I can't dear," she said.  "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:  "The big sissy."
 
 
 
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
  
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"  

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.   

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
 
 
 
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."   

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."   

"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch!  What did she say?"   

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."

 

 
 
Wife: "I have changed my mind."
 Husband: "Thank God! Does the new one work?"
 
-A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
-I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not so sure.
-Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive
 
 
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,  "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,  "I think he said: 'Holy Shit!  A talking chicken!'" 
The teacher was unable to teach for the next few minutes.
 
 
 

WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES ?

 

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.  “Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I said.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation nowadays. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested that I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.


So I did, and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.  
  She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 73 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a membership card and had e-mailed a copy to her.


She immediately telephoned  me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!  This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."


"Oh man, I'm in trouble again - - - I really don't know what to do: I signed up for five jumps a week!"


The line went quiet and her roommate picked up the phone and reported that my daughter had fainted.


Life as a senior citizen might not be getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

 
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