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Welcome to Our Village!

Join Older Adults in Tierrasanta  for
 
Activities, Events and Comradery!
 
VMC (Clubhouse)  Phone:  858 569-9119


Tierrasanta Relay For Life
Save the Date!
When:   April 22-23
Where: Villa Norte Park
For additional information or to participate, call Fran Zweibel or  Marilyn Bente, co-chairs for the TVSD Team.

For information or to sign up, see the event website HERE
Next TVSD General Meetings:


3 Apr 2017

1 May 2017

5 June 2017


TVSD Organizational Structure Changes!

Newly approved Org Chart can be seen here:
TVSD Org Chart

TVSD 2017 Board Approved Budget!

See it here:   TVSD 2017 Budget 

Updated Neighborhood Groups:Neighborhood Groups Mar 17 



San Diego Union Tribune, the Eldercare Directory

Published by the San Diego Union Tribune, the Eldercare Directory is a comprehensive publication that provides facts, advise, tips and resources to help you find answers to the questions that arise as we age.

 This directory is currently available at the VMC, or can be obtained by following the this link:  Eldercare Directory





 

 

It’s Not Too Early!


Village Historian Trish Newbill wants to remind everyone that plans are being formulated for celebrating the TVSD Tenth Anniversary, coming up early in 2018!  Your input is being solicited for ideas on the best way to memorialize this milestone.  Also very useful would be documents, photos and mementos related to the early days of the Village, and testimonials about just what the Village means to you.

Please contact Trish if you have any of the above to offer, or can help her put this project together!
 
  


The Village Smiles Dept.

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com  We'll see if we can work it into the site!





























The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. ;
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. ;
"What happened?  I'll tell you what happened!  I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.  I get home ...  and guess what I found?  Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!  This is unforgivable!  The end of our marriage.  I'm done.  I'm leaving forever!" ; 

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.  
"There is something very odd going on here.  Jean would never do such a thing!  There must be a simple explanation.  I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." ;
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. ; 
"Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation.............She never got your email!"
 










 




MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO 

Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, who weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?

 So, because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.




















REDSKINS DROP OFFENSIVE NAME
The Washington Redskins finally drop offensive name:
Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping " Washington " from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins."
 
It was reported that he finds the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.





 
 



Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive
 
 



A golfer standing on a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, "Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain."


Spike  was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife, Barbette, with a look of questioning on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest shmucks get the most attractive wives." His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"







Yea, More Puns!

..No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
 
..If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
 
..I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
 
..I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
 
..Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
 
..When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
 
..When chemists die, they barium.
 
..I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me

..I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
 
..England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

..Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

..This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
 
..I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

..A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

..When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A
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..The batteries were given out free of charge.

..A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail
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..A will is a dead giveaway.

..With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

..A boiled egg is hard to beat.

..When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

..Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

..Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

..A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

..The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

..He had a photographic memory which was never developed
.
..When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

..Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.





















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