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Ever wonder what Villagers do when 
left unsupervised?   
Tierrasanta Talks Brings Adventure
With Renowned Wildlife Artist & 
Photographer Fred Krakowiak

Thursday, June 18 6:30 pm
Adventure Seventh-day Adventist Church
Save the Date! 

Fred Krakowiak, a wildlife artist, photographer and motivational speaker, is recognized as an Africa safari travel expert and his presentations are as breathtaking as his experiences.  His work is all about spontaneity and movement, believing that no creature alive sits completely still to have their portrait painted.  A highlight of this event is that Fred has agreed to do a "painting demo" for us during his presentation.

 
The cost is $10 per person, and books will be available for sale and signing at the event.  

You can register and pay for this event in the following ways:
1.  Credit payments and registration are available online by clicking the following link:  http://www.adventuresbythebook.com/autherevent/tierrasanta-talks-adventure-with-renowned-artist-and-safari-guide-fred-krakowiak/
2.  Or - Call 619-300-2532
3.  Or - Bring cash or Check payments and register to attend at the Tierrasanta Village Office.

Please help us support "Tierrasanta Talks".

Spread the word and let's keep it going!  



   
 
Our Village helps make Tierrrasanta a very happening place, but have you ever wondered what all the non-Villagers in our little community manage to do for fun?  Turns out, LOTS!  For those active folks that don't want to wait for TVSD eligibility, there are many activities and events, and The Tierrasanta Foundation has a lead role in organizing and conducting them.  Not too surprisingly, many Villagers participate in the Foundation, including their President and our past Treasuer, Joyce Muinos.
For more information on this outstanding sister organization, check out their web site Here
 

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Why are Villagers suddenly
finding BED so inviting....?
You'd better ask Carole Tippit or Bev Sheehan,
they are trying to get everybody all fired up!
Balance, Exercise & Dance

The Village Smiles Dept.

What Goes Around...


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"


Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."


The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


Obey the Speed Limit

 

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142."

 


 

 
 
  
 
   
    
    
 
    
    
 
Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  
Send an email to Don, Greg or Marty
We'll see if we can work it into the site!
 

Regulations

 

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him."‘I don't know," he said. "She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

 
 
   

New Hearing Aid

 

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

 
 
Funny Quotes About Life, Death, Friendship, & Love
 
There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them. - Lawrence Welk
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular. - Kathy Norris
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.. - Yogi Berra
Love is a sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. - Jewish proverb
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown
Best friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families. - Unknown 
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian proverb
Friends are relatives you make for yourself. - Eustache Deschamps

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