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Welcome to Our Village!
 Join Older Adults in Tierrasanta  for
Activities, Events and Comraderie!
Quick Links
One Click to Reach:
VMC (Clubhouse)  Phone:  858 569-9119
Halloween Fun!
Potluck Lunch!

WHEN:       MONDAY OCTOBER 31, 2016

                   @ 11:30 AM






Questions:  Call Evelyn Benner


You can make your reservations by one of the following 3 ways:

  • Register on our website / Click on “Activities Tab” and the Event Calendar
  • Call the Village office at 858-569-9119 from 8:30 – 12:30 M-F
  • Send an email to the Village Office at

Check out last years party!   Recent Events





Tierrasanta  Talks!
Who:             Jill Badonsky
What:            Special Evening Just for
                      Seniors and/or Older Adults
When:           Nov 3, 2016
Where:          Seventh Day Adventist Church
Cost:             TVSD Types $5, Non Villagers
                     and other strangers, $10
Register online at or call the Village office at 858-569-9119.
More on the book:  Book
More on Jill           Author
Tierrasanta Foundation is hosting its fifth 5k Race and Fun Run/Walk event on Saturday October 29, 2016. For the more serious runners we're offering a measured & fully sanctioned 5k course with chip timing. Medals will be awarded by age group to the top 3 male and top 3 female finishers in each group. 
For the less serious runners and walkers we're offering a casual 5k fun run & leisurly walk. Bring the kids and baby strollers, and bring the dog. All are welcome!
This event is 2 days before Halloween so everyone is invited to come in costume! Prizes this year will be given for best costumes.

Full info and registration at 5K Run



  Curious about where all the Village $$ go?
   See all the Financial Reports HERE
 Board Meeting Minutes are also available!


The Village Smiles Dept.

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to  We'll see if we can work it into the site!
Son asked his mother the following question: 
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, 
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?" 

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,  "Son, all household appliances come in white."
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. 
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 
The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. 
The eagles club formed an add hawk committee. 
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak. 
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" 
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. 
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says, "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife.  Can you hold him in church for an hour, after services for me." 
Pat doesn't like it, but being Murphy's longtime friend, he agrees.

After service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally, the Pastor gets annoyed, and asks Pat what he's really up to.

Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor.  "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." 

The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Pat's shoulder, and says, "You better hurry home.  My wife died two years ago."


Two giraffes were in a race. They were neck and neck. 
Are evil wildebeests bad gnus? 
I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy. 
His horse is missing a bit. I got it right from the horse's mouth. 
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. 
Twelve male sheep with beepers created a ram-page. 
An ailing hamster revived after receiving mouse to mouse resuscitation. 
A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. 
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretchedfull-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.  I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay.  Do you hear me?"  "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said...
"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
On Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."

The older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!  I want people to know why
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved!
Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive
Did you hear about the two seeing eye dogs that went on a blind date?
In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road. 
What does a porcupine like to do when playing volleyball? Spike. 
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath. 
When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr sons. 
The flock of doves decided to stage a coo 
Peacocks are meticulous because they show attention to de tail. 
Horses in the movies only have Bit parts.
When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party. 
A test-tube baby has a womb with a view.
A diet is a weigh of life.
Firms keep going out of their way to give me credit. For that, I'm deeply indebted.
Confucius say he who crosses ocean twice without washing, dirty double crosser.
Donation: The homeland of that Pillsbury boy.
"I must discard the two of spades," Tom deduced.
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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