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Welcome to Our Village!
 Where Seniors in Tierrasanta  find
Activities, Events and Comraderie!
 
 
 
January Board of Directors Meeting Minutes are in!  See them HERE 
Quick Links
Link to Event Calendar

Have you read our Newsletter lately?
Apr 2016 Vibes
 
What kind of fun are our Members Having?  
 
 
Members -  Need the most current printable roster? TVSD Member Roster - Apr 2016 

Attention Villagers!

 
The expression "It takes a Village" really means something to us here at TVSD, because keeping our Village going requires all of us to step up and pitch in where we can, and when it is needed.  Recently, several of our Volunteers serving in critical positions have had to step away from their positions for a while, and now we have opportunity for others to get involved with managing and contributing to TVSD.
 
Specific areas needing immediate support include:
 
***  Front Desk Volunteers from 8:30 am - 12:30 pm on the following dates:  Friday, April 22,  Friday, April 29, Friday, May 6 and Monday, May 9
 
***   Volunteer Core Team Chair and Co-Chair  
***   Neighborhood Captain and Co-Captain
***   Board of Directors - Various upcoming positions

Please call Fran Zweibel @ 858-569-8194 as soon as possible if you can assist us with any of the above areas.

Tierrasanta Relay For Life
 
When:   23-24 April
 
Where: Villa Norte Park
 
For additional information or to participate, call Fran Zweibel or the VMC front desk.
 
For information or to sign up, see the event website HERE 

 
Return To A State Of Balance....
 

A few announcements regarding our wonderful Balance Class: 
  • For the upcoming week only, class has been cancelled on Tuesday, April 12, and rescheduled for Thursday, April 14, at 9:00 am.
  • Beginning April 19 (and continuing for a four week period of time), balance class will be held on both Tuesday and Thursday mornings at 9:00 am
 
Please sign up on line, or call the VMC, 858-569-9119.
 
The San Diego Maritime Museum will host a group of 30-35 seniors from the Tierrasanta Village for a two hour guided tour.  Ships on Exhibit: Star of India, San Salvador, Berkeley Ferryboat & Museum, HMS Surprise, Russian Sub, USS Dolphin Sub, and many more sailing vessels. 
 
After the leisurely tour, we will lunch at Anthony’s Fish Restaurant (not included in the tour admission).
 
Monday, 18 April 2016, a two hour guided tour at 10:00 am. Discounted group rate of $10.00 per adult payable by check only to TVSD at the Village Office by no later than April 4.
 
Make sure to sign up for this event on the web site, or call the TVSD front desk for reservations.
 
See the Event Flyer HERE
or visit the Museum web site HERE
 
Coming to the April
Tierrasanta  Talks!
 
 
 Join us for a Tierrasanta Talks San Diego Best Book Award Panel with three winners of the prestigious Theodor S. Geisel Award: J. Dylan Yates (2015), Layla Fiske (2014), and Lee Fullbright (2013). Come and hear these three incredible authors discuss their books, the writing process, and the inspiration that led them to create their powerful, life changing works of fiction.
 
 
Detailed information can be found in the Event Flyer HERE
 
Register to attend this event HERE
 
 
Get more 
info on upcoming 
presentations at this website
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See Mike Rigdon's photos from the March Tierrasanta Talks HERE

From the Empowering Mind and Body Series...

 

The Wisdom of the

Three Brains

 

Your brain, heart, and gut communicate and funcion together for optimal brain and overall health. In four weekly 90 - minute classes, you will hear about current research and discover how you can use whole-body intelligence every day to feel better, despite diagnosis. 

 

Kim Chartrand, R.N. is a health educator who specializes a number of alternative and complementary health practices including homeopathy, herbal and nutritional therapy, supplement consultation, and meditation.   

 

When: May 2, 9, 16, June 6 1-2:30 p.m. 

Where: Villa Monterey Clubhouse, 5275 Rimpark Lane 

Cost: $10 TVSD Members; $35 non-members 

Limit: First 35 - Please RSVP online or call the Village Office

 

Classes combine lecture, Q&A, and activity in promoting health and wellness.

 
For more information visit Kim's website HERE

Adult Coloring

Calms the Mind...

Soothes the Spirit
Check the Event Calendar for Coloring Times 
 
Grab your pencils and crayons and join us!
  Curious about where all the Village $$ go?
GOOD!! 
   See all the Financial Reports HERE
 
 Board Meeting Minutes are also available!

The Village Smiles Dept.

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com  We'll see if we can work it into the site!
 
 
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
 
 

 

 
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have
been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than
you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the
guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen
again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and
without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check!
That should be 'wifi'."
 
 
John went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called: "How to Master Your Wife". Salesgirl said: "Our science fiction section is upstairs."
 
 

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.

Then it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals!

 

In fact, that's that Bible stands for - Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.

 

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve
 
 
 
 
So why did the chicken cross the road?

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.... and the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

DONALD TRUMP: We should build a wall so the chicken can't cross the road.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
 
 
 
Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive
 
 
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.    ~Jay Leno~
 
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.  ~Henry Cate, VII~
 
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.   ~Aesop~
 
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.  ~Will Rogers~
 
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.  ~Nikita Khrushchev~
 
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.  ~Clarence Darrow~
 
 
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.
 
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
 
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
 
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
 
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
 
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
 
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
 
When chemists die, they barium.
 
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.
 
I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.
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